Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sunday's Meet The Prass




In honor of New York Comic Con, this week's questions was: If you could, which super hero power would you have and how would you apply it to your current, modern day life?




Henry Kurusz, 27, Scientist
Washington, DC

If I could have any super power it would be telepathy, like one of the Original X-Men, Jean Grey. I already dont like to talk too much, so reading minds would greatly reduce this task. And I would never have to ask a girlfriend "whats wrong?" and be met with "nothing is wrong, im fine." This is trap- everytime- and I could successfully avoid it by knowing what she is thinking. I dont know how I could become financially secure off this yet, but I'm sure I could steal a few ideas from great thinkers.

Jessica Arconti, 23, Research Assistant
Boston, MA

As for a super hero, I might have to follow along the same lines as Dane Cook. Although shooting spaghetti from my finger tips sounds awfully exhilarating, I think I would much rather shoot different cuts of good quality meat. Then not only could you use the meats as a weapon, say, a flank steak if you wanted to slap someone or pigs in a blanket for bullets, but also firing up the grill couldn't be any better. Who wouldn't want filet mignon fingertips or hamburger meat pom-poms? And of course we can't forget the added sex appeal. That's right. You'd be your own walking, talking, mobile meat market. You want a cut of this priiiiime rib, baby? You'd be packing the heat and the meat. And if anybody's got beef, hit 'em with a pork chop.

 
Sara Miller, 23, Legislative Aide
Washington, DC
 
If I could have any super hero power, I would want to teleport. Having the ability to think of a location and appear there moments later would be ideal in today's society. No TSA regulations, long lines or the hassle of traveling-- just a simple thought and you could be in paradise. Weekend getaways around the world would be simple and doable.

 


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd have to agree with Sara on this one about being able to teleport.

JessicaArconti said...

just for the record, I recognize that mine is absolutely absurd ahhaahaha

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