An unknown philosopher once said, "A bike by itself cannot be stupid, without the person who rides it."
1. Guy on bike to himself: "Damnit, I told her skim milk, right? Yeah, no I definitely said skim."
3. Because who hasn't been running late to your best friend's sleepover birthday party?
4. 16 Handles should really have a safer spoon for eating fro-yo. The utensil is a liability.
8. The pre-game commute.
9. Nothing in this world is worth getting skin cancer. NOTHING.
10. This poor girl can never find anything in her damn bag.