Wednesday, December 18, 2013

CitiBike Really Wants You To Bike In The Snow, Sleet & Ice

A rough start to NYC's Citibike program may be the reason why it's adamant that the bikes keep on trekking through this Winter season of sleet, snow and ice.

We're not quite sure who's running the Twitter account @CitiBike, but one thing's for sure, it's not your mother.

Through the first few storms, the account is boasting about the high ridership through treacherous conditions with no mentions of 'safety first.'

We should give some props, though: A tweet went for all those SantaConners reminding them "if you're too drunk to drive, you're too drunk to ride."
















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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Idiots Of Citi Bike NYC

An unknown philosopher once said, "A bike by itself cannot be stupid, without the person who rides it."


1. Guy on bike to himself: "Damnit, I told her skim milk, right? Yeah, no I definitely said skim."


2. The morning-hungover-Walk-Of-Shame is too humiliating for some. This girl found a faster way.
















3. Because who hasn't been running late to your best friend's sleepover birthday party?



4. 16 Handles should really have a safer spoon for eating fro-yo. The utensil is a liability.




5. "Bro, there's 6,000 of these bikes around the city, no one will steal yours."




6. Guy on bike to his boss: "Yeah, no give me a second, I'm looking for the file right now."





7. This guy has a new respect for the self-discipline of pizza delivery guys.



8. The pre-game commute.



9. Nothing in this world is worth getting skin cancer. NOTHING.


10. This poor girl can never find anything in her damn bag.